Sunday, October 24, 2010

The Slender Man

I’m so going to die.

This whole thing started last night, thanks to my good friend Gabriel. He sent me a link to an online series of videos involving the “Slender Man.”      
I was terrified. I watched the whole thing, but it could not stop there. I looked up the slender man and found out everything about him. I read countless stories, doing what I always do to defeat fear, learn. 

When I have a fear I learn to defeat it. A great example is from not too long ago when I suddenly realized that if I was in an airplane that exploded, or just crashed, I would die. I read a huge paper on physics, learned all about aerodynamics; I learned how to survive. After that I planned, and now I know just what to do if while flying out to visit family in Arizona the plane explodes.

Yes, this is a part of my plan.
So I read up on this “Slender Man.” Exploiting all his weaknesses, learning his strengths, I studied him.

1.       If caught on film he is slowed down.

1.       Destroys your memory
2.       Paralyzes you
3.       Can shape shift
4.       Not limited to 3rd dimensional movement
5.       Can only be seen by his victims
6.       Has really creepy stretchy limbs
He also likes fog and overcast days.
Ok, scratch my plans. I cannot kill this. “Not limited to 3rd dimensional movement?”  What does that even mean? Can he move through time? How do I fight that? I mean if I even wanted a chance at this I would need an entire squad. Maybe then we could try and – oh yeah ONLY I WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE HIM
That’s it, 

game over.

I’m sitting here feverously scratching down all of this, peering out my window every thirty seconds for some ambiguous shape to emerge on the edge of my peripheral vision, only to cause my paranoia to skyrocket and cause a mild heart attack; when I realize that I’m smiling. I’m horrified that at any moment I’ll be brutally murdered by the slender man. I even have a video camera watching me all the time just in case. Yet I’m smiling. I love scary stories; extrapolating their ideas in my mind and freaking myself out, I love it.
I think it all falls back on the stress I feel normally. Taxes, life, expenses, the dentist, and a slew of other things I cannot say for the sake of surprise in future stories.
Some twisted logic in my mind; applied stress if fun! But when it is mandatory it is awful.
And that ladies and gentlemen was a lot deeper of a topic then I originally intended to breach with this post.


Anonymous said...

I used to keep $20 on me at all times in case of a Slendy encounter.

Anonymous said...

what's a $20 going to do? Hey! Maybe he'll feast on that instead of me!

Anonymous said...

Slender man is apparently going around killing humans because he wants 20 dollars. He thinks we keep money inside of us. Keep 20 dollars on you and when he comes for you give it to him, and you're good to go lol.

Stag said...

There is currently no known weakness for a Slenderman, i did a lot of research, and our friend slendy will stalk a prey for years before it takes it out in the middle of the forest to kill it. it usually targets little children,and makes itself appear as friendly, however it will only target adults if the adult has been through a tramatizing experience. Slendy also can be spotted in pictures. Just a few things there.

Anonymous said...

here's an easy way to think about fourth dimensional movement, everything is a partical, but everything can act like a wave, to understand, take your hand, move it fast towards your face, but dont hit yourself, you still felt something right? that was air, air particles are looser then solids, ( be patient I know this seems like baisics) now the reason you felt the air was because your hand aplied force, those particles, however, wernt connected to you hand, now imagine ( or if you have one get it out) a sock bop or foam finger, then repeat but actualy touch your face slightly with the foam finger or sock bop, you actualy felt the pressure and you would probably figure out the closer you tried to get your hand to your face, the more pressure you'd feel, in a quantum scale, the mass of most particles are devided along its wate untill the wave makes contact with a force that affects it, so imagin instead of the bottom of the sock bop or foam finger being your hand, your hand was evenly devided through out the sock bop or foam finger, now comes the interesting part, the wave stability, the chance that the particle, your hand, is evenly devided, increases with energy, specificly energy on contact, so the more energy, the more likely a wave stucture will appear, this could be seen as whats called a difussion pattern, now the more drag before contact, the more solid the pattern will apear, a fourth dimensional movement would be a particle acting as if it was in all parts of the wave, which it can, because the wave is sort of like its immanent domain, now, what would quantum physics have to do with something as big as slenderman? well, there are instances where large masses can be thought of as quantum particles because they act like them, these are called bose einstien condensates, this would explain sigma, the path of black leaves, ( sort of like a recharge station or a place where he has actual mass by comparison), the tentacles, (if he stretched the feilds to act as solids), and the space jumping, ( he expands his space within the feild, then condences it to appear solid within it), so the most obvious way to beat him is to condence the quantum nature, how you ask? well, if it can stop a magnet, it can probably weaken him, just think of the things that a magnet can also stop though, and your in a quandry, one thing I knowticed though, you never hear about him in arizona, or new mexico, or mexico, especialy never around the border, which is strange, since just about everything that doesnt want to be seen should be lurking around that border, and you ever knowtice how he doesnt get near iron thats been left ou in the sun? or pretty much any metals, and how he likes to be around lakes and rain and wind and shade? here's a question, you ever see him in a california pizza kitchen near the cooking pizza's? also, here's a fun fact, magnetic fields can put out fires, iron becomes magnetized when hot, plasma is highly conductive, and the inside of a colapsing bubble can get hotter then the sun, one final thought, are you sure the things around you are solid? or can they become liquid in some situations? and what does it take? also, one last fact, one square yard of ground on a clear day gets about as much energy spread actross the corse of that day as one nucleur bomb, aside from that, all I can tell you is, look for moments when people say angels appeared, you might find a clue, especialy if they didnt touch or leave anything, but still affected something

Anonymous said...

People always think that there would be no weakness to some things but the truth is, everything has a weakness. So think more logically, What if you nuked him? That would kill vampires and werewolfs and zombies and all that, even though its not their weakness. So what if you just plain bombed him? That would still work, but the thing is he can teleport. So the only way to harm him would be ambush. But people think hes all watching, right? Then he would know where you are, right? If that was the case how come nobody famous ever got kidnapped or saw him? Please take all that into consideration.

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